The Surfing Pizza says Happy Halloween!

The other night we carved up this jolly guy and ate all his innards. We also ate pizza, drank pumpkin beer, baked crappy cookies with ghosts on 'em, and pounded down some candy. We played a Halloween CD I bought in the dollar section from Target, generically titled "Spooky CD". It is a great example … Continue reading The Surfing Pizza says Happy Halloween!

Eating Boogers and Zits, “Snot” Your Regular Candy

I've previously raved about Walgreens' Halloween selection, where I bought a good chunk of my Halloween decorations this year, but I have not talked about CVS and their Halloween offerings yet.  I don't know what it is, but it seems to be that CVS attracts the sickest of the sick customers, the ones not just with the … Continue reading Eating Boogers and Zits, “Snot” Your Regular Candy

A Halloween Cookie

I found these tins with a single cookie inside.   To warrant an entire tin for itself, I thought this cookie must be delicious.  Cookies have an allure for me.  I remembered the cookies of yore, from my school days, sold by the special interest groups, like music class.  Not that these cookies were any good--it was … Continue reading A Halloween Cookie

A Disturbing Halloween Costume From 1992

The Halloween selection at thrift stores is always a little depressing. There's the beatup and never used vampire makeup kit still clinging to the backing card. There's the 342 baby costumes of Winnie the Pooh and a bunny rabbit. There's 14 VHS copies of the Olsen twins' Double Double Toil and Trouble. There is the … Continue reading A Disturbing Halloween Costume From 1992

My Halloween Decorations

First, please take a moment to appreciate these digital photographs. My camera is a real piece of shit and it doesn't work 98% of the time. Once upon a time, it was a pretty nice, high-end camera, but all that changed after it was dropped on the ground. Anyway, knowing I had a 2% chance … Continue reading My Halloween Decorations