How to pick out a good souvenir

Gift shops are treasure troves. I don't see paperweights, tchotchkes, t-shirts for fat people. I see objects to remember my life by. I see ways to burn money in ways I couldn't have imagined. I see myself holding this object, a shark fetus, in my hands, considering the $14.99 price tag, and thinking, that's not … Continue reading How to pick out a good souvenir