2012 Ninja Turtles Toys Review

That's right---the TMNT Crackpipe is back. They got me hooked young, and twenty-eight years later, I'm still buying their stuff. This fall marks the return of a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon series on Nickelodeon. The Ninja Turtles are sort of like Aerosmith---somehow they just keep coming back for yet another generation. This is … Continue reading 2012 Ninja Turtles Toys Review

Crap That Kids Eat, But Not Adults

In the store, as I passed a display of Slim Jims, I thought back to the idyllic days of childhood--days of running through fields, catching caterpillars, and days of eating an entire 5 pack of Slim Jims while watching TV. Of course, I saved this Slim Jim Binge for a special occassion--this was not just … Continue reading Crap That Kids Eat, But Not Adults