Sprinkles For Dinner, Finding Jesus in Gumball Machines

I open the freezer, staring inside. A microwavable pasta--a Lean Cuisine--stares back, this block of flash-frozen fetticini with bits of broccoli. I close the freezer. I look in the fridge, but there is only milk, mustard, beer. Always beer. My stomach rumbles again. I give the freezer another try. I hope for another dinner option … Continue reading Sprinkles For Dinner, Finding Jesus in Gumball Machines →

The Moonwalking Pizza – A Look at Michael Jackson Toys

This is a special episode of Surfing Pizza. Look, I'm just gonna stand up and introduce myself. My name is The Pizza, and I'm a Michael Jackson fan. I shouldn't hide it. Michael Jackson has one of the most impressive vocal ranges in pop music; he's an incredible dancer; and he's recorded some of the … Continue reading The Moonwalking Pizza – A Look at Michael Jackson Toys →

Thoughts on Collecting Things

This weekend I went to Baltimore Comic Con. I don't collect comic books nor do I know anything about them. I had found a handful of raggy comic books in a thrift store last week, and it sparked the possibility of a new love affair. I could love comic books. I could collect them, yes. … Continue reading Thoughts on Collecting Things →