In This Post, There is a Picture of the Kool Aid Man’s Butt.

It's true. I have a picture. But first, let me tell you about my week so far. I'm going to start keeping a tally. The girlfriend's car broke (twice), our internet router took a shit (the actual technical term), and I knocked over and broke the sixty-year-old Spanish bullfighting statues that belonged to my grandfather. … Continue reading In This Post, There is a Picture of the Kool Aid Man’s Butt.

Heroes

Hello world. This is the first post and debut of THE SURFING PIZZA. I thought I'd start simple and tell you my heroes. Then we'll go from there. Hero number 1: The Kool Aid Man is a pitcher full of Kool Aid, and he carries an extra pitcher of kool aid in his hand. He … Continue reading Heroes