STAB STAB STAB

The white pumpkin returns for a fun-filled evening of stabbing. You may remember him from a previous post, where I tried to get out of pumpkin carving by sticking a temporary tattoo on the gourd. In the process, we nearly burned down our apartment. A reader, wombatarama, chided in the comments, "a sad story, but … Continue reading STAB STAB STAB