Christmas ended forty-two days ago, and I am finally taking down the outdoor Christmas lights. I feel lazy, lumpy. Sheepish. I feel watched, as though the neighbors are looking out the window and flagging to one another that the intervention is off. 7806 is finally cleaning up their act. I climb up the ladder and … More How I Feel Taking Down the Christmas Lights in February
We need to talk. It’s something I’ve been meaning to bring up, but I haven’t found the right way to approach it. It’s the long chicken sandwich at Burger King. Something isn’t right about it. It’s deeply unsettling. It’s like it had aspirations to be a sub, but ended up as the rubbery chicken sandwich … More Examining The Burger King Long Chicken
On a blog writing hiatus, but I’ll be back. In the interim, please enjoy these robots I made.
This weekend we had people over, and because I am an extreme introvert, I hyped myself up warming up in b-ball shorts and a hoodie, wearing my Beats headphones shadow boxing to Barbra Steisand singing People from Funny Girl. I am a human Transformer. I can switch my insides outside and become Extroverted Exoskeleton. If … More Extroverted Exoskeleton
Up until just this very moment, I’ve avoided talking about Toys R Us going out of business. It hurts. We live near a huge Toys R Us/Babies R Us behemoth of a store. In the early days when we first had our baby son, I would just go there out of a sense of purpose, … More You Guys, I Bought That Derp Donut Thing