Five years ago, I had a dark, abject experience in a dinner theater concert venue. I wouldn’t have necessarily written about it or spoken about it ever again. But today is #EssayWednesday, and I feel committed to writing down things as I encounter them. So it surprised me when I re-encountered that bizarre moment in … More Once There Was a Way to Get Back Home / Boy You’re Gonna Carry That Weight
I sell stuff on eBay, so thrifting is like playing scratch-off tickets with better odds. The three biggest hits I’ve ever found each valued around $400. That’s my high-water mark, and I hope to beat it during of my new weekly series, #ThriftStoreMonday. However, issue TSM-001 is going to have humble beginnings, as I’ve only … More Thrift Store Monday. Issue 001.
I WANT TO DIE: Feast Mode. Offiicial WDW merch, limited edition print of Pooh ready to go feast mode on a smackerel of hunny. Only $44.99 and perfect for wearing in line at Burger King when you want one of those Oreo pies you don’t have to chew before swallowing. Distressed Pooh screen art for … More Winnie The Pooh Shirts, Ranked By My Will to Live
It’s #EssayWednesday! Today I’ll be posting a travelogue of our family roadtrip to Ohio, which we went on two weeks ago. Remember, I’m posting 3x times a week, except on days in which I’m deathly ill, which was the case on Monday. Facebook said I had the flu. The Internet said I had bronchitis. But … More The Surfing Pizza Goes to Ohio
I’m going to start posting three times a week. As I strive to get my essay collection published, I want to rebuild my audience and platform so I can sell enough books to buy a party yacht. And it looks like I can get a superyacht for $275 million. On average, an author makes about … More People to Take On Dates to Applebee’s for Dollaritas