Burger, fries, nuggets, feral cat Diet soda because you’re watching your figure, and there’s like eight thousand calories in a cat. You figure a pound of bone, six pounds of hanging weight, at around 1329 kcal per lb Just kidding, keeping the cat as a pet, his name is Mr. Snugglemuffins The echoing voices of … More List: What Comes With the Wendy’s $5 Biggie Bag?
This week, I cleared space on my deck. I took measurements for my hot tub. Not because I’m remotely anywhere close to buying it. It was a desperately sad little act I wanted to participate in, otherwise known as “dreaming.” I spent the better part of a day researching what would fit and what wouldn’t … More Thrift Store Monday #005: A Fine Specimen
I sold a couple small items throughout the week and now have fifty dollars in my account. Positivity. Hard work. Hustle. I could be a goddamn motivational speaker. The dog had a $268 vet bill. She’s been having accidents in the house. She’s either anxious from not having a fenced-in yard at our new home, … More Thrift Store Monday #004: The Dregs
Stage 1: Denial It’s not going to be that bad. I’ll just put it all in boxes, tape them shut, and move them in a neat fashion. It will be clean and pure, like sipping on Holy Water or watching an episode of Full House. I will keep everything orderly by marking the moving boxes … More The Kubler-Ross Stages of Moving
It’s Thrift Store Monday ya’ll, the series where I get rich off the thrift store. Backstory: we’ve moved into our new house, and there’s a space on the deck for the hot tub I’ve always dreamed of having. Except we’re not loaded. So in conjuction with “Thrift Store Monday,” I’ve decided I’m going to “Hustle … More Thrift Store Monday #003