You can email me or just leave a comment somewhere on the blog. I LOVE EMAIL. SURFINGPIZZA@GMAIL.COM

Additionally, I’m available for non-expert consultations on your 401k, crappy advice on relationships, or how to stop your dog from pooping on the curtains.

I’m also on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and outside your window. Go on, look.

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  1. My unmet friend, you put me near tears, of joy.

    I am surprisingly amazed and I am stupendously amuzed. I don’t use those terms lightly, to be wasted on mere bloggedy blog bloggers.

    No, you have hit the trifecta with your penchantcy for cheap crap, your acute sense of WTF and your God given gift of confabulation.

    I am humbled, fumbled, mumbled and crumbled…basically. I hope, no, I pray you are able to continue keep up your writings for another 82 years. As does the girlfriend, I’m sure.

  2. Long time reader, first time comment-er. Funny funny stuff Pizza. I don’t have a dog who poops on the curtains but maybe someday I will, and I will ask you how to stop that!

  3. Actually, pooping on curtains sounds like a unique skill for a dog. Could I ask you to explain how to get mine to start doing it, instead? I bet it would be a big hit on YouTube.

      1. Quick Trip is in states without 711, while nothing beats a Slurpee, QT does offer hot dog shaped hamburgers with cheese inside the beef. Thats a mutation of science worth mention.

  4. I like the way you display your archives sorted by month and then by post within that month. I use Coraline in one of web sites on and would like to know how you did the archives page?

    thanks Al

  5. I just love your blog. Your stories are hilarious and I really enjoy spending an afternoon reading through old posts. Maybe someday you can write a book, and if you do I would definitely purchase it in a heartbeat.

  6. Hi there can you get hold of 1988 moc soft head turtle figures still in packaging. With the fan club in side? I need Leo and mick.
    Many thanks Colin

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  8. Just a point of curiosity… do you use your degree for a living? If not, what’s your profession.

    p.s. an uplifiting soung for this period of your life:
    Say Anything – Alive With the Glory of Love

    …my personal favorite

  9. Hi i believe that something similar to the shoot and shout but instead of a head gear it is attached to your finger and you shoot it using your index finger and thumb

  10. I have a specific question about a store in The Jumpers Mall. It was a western wear store and they also sold Levi’s jeans. I have been racking my brain to figure out the name of the store. Do you or any of your followers know the name? Thanks.

      1. I don’t think that was it. Carol’s was in Glen Burnie as a stand alone store. This store was across the walkway from the arcade inside the Jumpers mall. I am only guessing, but I think it was a one word name. They sold Levi’s, cowboy hats, suits (I know because I bought one there) and all kinds of western wear.

        1. The name of the country/western-wear store in Jumper’s was “Tyler’s Country Store”. I only have a vague recollection of being in the store, and of it being two levels in an otherwise one-story mall, but since it shares a family name with my own, I never forgot it.

          1. Thanks for getting back to me. I used to buy all my Levi jeans there. I think the upper level was more of a loft style second level. Thanks again for the reply.

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  12. Hi Pizza –

    FYI –
    There’s a typo/misspelling near the end of the recent Toy Collector Show post between the two t-shirt pictures (see below). Sorry, but I thought you would want to know.


    “They were full of punk rock DIY aestethic…”

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