We need to talk. It’s something I’ve been meaning to bring up, but I haven’t found the right way to approach it. It’s the long chicken sandwich at Burger King. Something isn’t right about it. It’s deeply unsettling. It’s like it had aspirations to be a sub, but ended up as the rubbery chicken sandwich … More Examining The Burger King Long Chicken
On a blog writing hiatus, but I’ll be back. In the interim, please enjoy these robots I made.
This weekend we had people over, and because I am an extreme introvert, I hyped myself up warming up in b-ball shorts and a hoodie, wearing my Beats headphones shadow boxing to Barbra Steisand singing People from Funny Girl. I am a human Transformer. I can switch my insides outside and become Extroverted Exoskeleton. If … More Extroverted Exoskeleton
Up until just this very moment, I’ve avoided talking about Toys R Us going out of business. It hurts. We live near a huge Toys R Us/Babies R Us behemoth of a store. In the early days when we first had our baby son, I would just go there out of a sense of purpose, … More You Guys, I Bought That Derp Donut Thing
Rolling Stone once dubbed Joni Mitchell the Queen of El Lay, in a somewhat sexist jab at her legendary sexual conquests in 1960s California. This actually has nothing with what I’m going to write about, but it’s the first thought I had when I came to out of my Xanax coma in a hotel in … More The Queen of El Lay