Nachos Lunchable Fan Club

I'm starting a fan club for the Nachos Lunchable. Not any of the other Lunchables. Just the Nachos one. I mean, it's terrible. But it's also so perfect. Especially when combined with the accompanying mini-Kit Kat and fruit-punch Capri Sun. Consider the flavor profiles here: weird cheese, ice-cold corn chips, watery ketchup, chocolate, fruit punch. … Continue reading Nachos Lunchable Fan Club

The Quest for the Heart-Shaped Donut

Yesterday was Valentine's day. The wife did not want flowers. Did not want stuffed bears. Did not want chocolates. She wanted the heart-shaped donut that was being advertised on TV at Dunkin' Donuts. People, she wanted it. Back when we were new, we used to go to fondue events at winerys or exchange nice gifts … Continue reading The Quest for the Heart-Shaped Donut

Pop Rocks For Breakfast

Every now and then, a new breakfast cereal hits the shelves that makes you question all of your life choices. Poppin' Fruity Pebbles is that cereal to start off 2014. Released just this January, it combines Fruity Pebbles and Pop Rocks. Forget whole grains. Forget lean proteins. Start your morning jacked-up on a big bowl … Continue reading Pop Rocks For Breakfast

The Surfing Pizza Turns Five Years Old! (And Bakes Another Cake.)

This week my silly little blog turns five years old. So in tradition, I bake a cake. And of course, if you've been following the blog all these years, you know that my baking projects start with so much promise, but always take a severe downward turn from the moment I turn on the oven. … Continue reading The Surfing Pizza Turns Five Years Old! (And Bakes Another Cake.)

In Which I Recreate That Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich Thing

So word has been travelling around the Internet that fast-food chain Carl's Jr has created an ice cream sandwich out of Pop-Tarts. It's so simple. So childlike. And so brilliant. After testing positively in a few small markets and going viral online, Carl's Jr has announced the Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich is going to … Continue reading In Which I Recreate That Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich Thing