Cooking with the Surfing Pizza: Drop Biscuits and Eggs

After a teeny-tiny scare in which everything is completely okay, the doctor advised the wife to take it easy over the weekend. No lifting, no exercise, no vigorous activity. She took it literally. I took it to mean NO MOVEMENT WHATSOEVER FOR THE REST OF THE DURATION OF THIS PREGNANCY. She wasn’t having it. Okay, … More Cooking with the Surfing Pizza: Drop Biscuits and Eggs

The Most Wal-Mart Purchase at Wal-Mart

Life is going. I’m sad. I’m okay. This forty-five dollar purchase from Wal-Mart encapsulates my life right now: two pairs of sweatpants, an inflatable raccoon, two cans of Pringles, waffles, and milk. This is the most Wal-Mart purchase at Wal-Mart, ever. At least for me. It’s some kind of personal record. I’ve discovered wearing sweatpants … More The Most Wal-Mart Purchase at Wal-Mart