The Petite Pink Bitchin Kitchen

Posted on December 23, 2019December 23, 2019 by The Surfing Pizza

Last night my wife and I built a kitchen playset for our daughter. I called it the Petite Pink Bitchin’… Read more The Petite Pink Bitchin Kitchen

A Reckoning with McDonald’s 40th Anniversary Happy Meal Toys

Posted on November 8, 2019November 8, 2019 by The Surfing Pizza

There is a popular writer on Twitter who is saccharinely adorable in her tweets. She is always struggling with the… Read more A Reckoning with McDonald’s 40th Anniversary Happy Meal Toys

Halloween Hangover

Posted on November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 by The Surfing Pizza

On Halloween, I put a bowl of candy out for the earlybirds while it was still daylight. A couple of… Read more Halloween Hangover

My Debut Collection of Essays is Forthcoming.

Posted on October 18, 2019October 18, 2019 by The Surfing Pizza

God that sentence feels good. It also feels fake and stupid. Some of you have been reading this blog for… Read more My Debut Collection of Essays is Forthcoming.

The Creative Process of Making a UFO: A Halloween Post

Posted on October 10, 2019October 11, 2019 by The Surfing Pizza

My son is in the big leagues of elemetary school this year, which means I’m in the big leagues of… Read more The Creative Process of Making a UFO: A Halloween Post