Writer M. M. Carrigan, lives outside of Baltimore with wife, two kids, and dog. Queer weirdo, they/their. Been writing The Surfing Pizza for over a decade, got a fancy degree in writing and a couple of minor publications. This is going to be the year I become rich and famous.
More About ME:
I began life four days after Christmas, which means people are sick to death of buying presents by the time it’s my birthday, and I usually just get gift cards. I was born in 1980. My current life ambition is to win something, anything in a raffle. I have never won a raffle prize and I find that hard to believe. Hell, I even won the Mega Millions twice — 17 bucks total.
I am pretty liberal and listen to rock and roll. I am a Beatles geek. I am fervently against double dipping and I rage into the good night against burritos that are still frozen in the middle after cooking. I am of average height and weight. I have a nice head of hair. I am training to become strong. As a child, I never had a cavity.
How did you come up with a Surfing Pizza?
I love surf music and pizza. DONE.
How do you say the Surfing Pizza in Spanish?
Oh, weren’t you wondering? La Pizza Que Practica Surf.
Headquarters: Baltimore, MD
Life Meter: Alive and well
Favorite pizza: It used be Domino’s, but they changed their recipe, so now I like that place up the street.
Likes: Pumpkin pie with whipped cream, action figures, rock and roll, getting the pretzel in Ms. Pac Man, pool side bars
Dislikes: anchovies, inflatable holiday decorations, nursing homes, gruel
Favorite Ages I Once Was
How can I write to THE PIZZA?
See first comment below for an endorsement from my mother (who has since passed, love you mom!) for THE SURFING PIZZA: