new year’s resolutions


  1. Perfect the egg sandwich.
  2. I got a weather station for Christmas. It came with measuring instruments like a rain bucket, a weather vane, and a hygrometer. At any random moment, I can observe the exact speed of the wind. I am not sure what to do with this information other than to consider it.  I shall consider the wind, a simple and sound resolution.
  3. Make a million dollars on ebay every day.
  4. Find out what Kombucha is.
  5. Solve all of my life problems with things that can be found in things that can be found at mall kiosks. Maybe I do need deep sea mud moisturizer, I don’t know.
  6. Take a good picture of an animal at the zoo. Win contests in Nat Geo. Become famous wildlife photographer from that one picture.
  7. Find super rare 1970s Star Wars figurines that like prototype Boba Fett or telescoping lightsaber Luke, secretly feel superior to everyone in humanity.
  8. Take up a new weird hobby like ham radio. I don’t even know what that is, but it’s my next big venture.
  9. Choreograph a dance music video with my dog
  10. Be a better, more patient parent, partner, read more, write more, exercise more….yada yada.

5 thoughts on “new year’s resolutions

  1. When you figure out wtf kambucha really is, let me know ’cause I’m not sure myself. My parents used to have a ham radio. They had weird ham radio names. You’ll have to come up with one. Happy New Year!

  2. At long last, welcome back. Even a once a month update is better than nothing. You always keep things interesting.

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