I’m not simply calling this the greatest Halloween prop I’ve ever bought; I’m deeming this the greatest Halloween prop I’ve ever bought. Man, when you’ve been writing paragraphs about Halloween stuff for 23 days, you’ve really got to make new distinctions in your words. DEEM.
Plusses: Play on the word gourmet
Severed rat head
Edit- There is a negative. The rat’s head is not edible. Unless you can digest plastic. Some of us can.