I’m not simply calling this the greatest Halloween prop I’ve ever bought; I’m deeming this the greatest Halloween prop I’ve ever bought. Man, when you’ve been writing paragraphs about Halloween stuff for 23 days, you’ve really got to make new distinctions in your words. DEEM.
Plusses: Play on the word gourmet
Severed rat head
rat blood
cheese
Negatives: NOTHING.
Edit- There is a negative. The rat’s head is not edible. Unless you can digest plastic. Some of us can.
The Surfing Pizza 
This is fabulous! I want one! I want one!
I’m so glad you included the name of the product in your blog’s title: reading the packet I thought it said Gore-Moiy Food!