The Shoney’s Bear Enjoys Being A Girl

This is what happens when I am bored and dress up the Shoney’s Bear.


I instantly saw another side of the Shoney’s Bear, a side with a flair for fashion, a side with a little bit of sashay. With those fancy glasses and crayons, his whole face just lit up. I couldn’t deny it. I’d be one of those parents who if I had a son who wanted to wear feather boas, well then damnit, we’d better go pick out a pretty one.

Sometimes it’s just nice to let go and let your wild side take control. What I’m trying to say is, it is time for some Fashiiiiiiiiin! (Thumpa..thumpa…thumpa)


Looking ferosha to the max!! A scarf can accesorize any wardrobe, and this luxiously soft handknit scarve turns chilly winters into blissful dreams. (Plus it’s purple!)


Ooh, mystery. The Faery Queen, honoring the Otherworlds for ritual calling Element of Air. With elegant feathers and glitter accents, this mask is perfect for a wedding, masquerade ball, or breakfast buffet at Shoney’s.


Girl, how did this one get in here?


It’s a little big, but that’s ok, I can sleep in it! That’s the spirit and attitude you take when your relative gives you an article of clothing, overestimating your girth by about four sizes. Shoney’s was just looking for any justification to keep the shirt. It has a rhinestone butterfly.

So I just spent a part of evening dressing a bear in girl things. Well and I uh, pressed some lead at the gym too. So there.

4 thoughts on “The Shoney’s Bear Enjoys Being A Girl

  1. I never thought I’d see the Shoney’s Bear in drag…openly (we all knew he had in him though).

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