“Thick foilage fills the heavily fortified pen, where the vicious raptors wait to devour anyone foolish enough to step inside.”
Found this sucker at Value Village for $2.82. The girlfriend is the one who actually found it, bringing it over and telling me to “brace myself.” No, I did not drop everything in my hands and gasp. However, with awe and respect in my voice, I did state out loud the name of the star of the poster, the velociraptor.
I might have passed on it if this was a poster of the T-Rex, because let’s face itm we’re all a bit tired of the T-Rex. Sure, he’s awesome too, and also a hero at the end of JP1—but remember, he ate a dog in JP2. Unforgivable. That took him down a notch in my book. They tried to make the pterodactyls the big stars in JP3. Couldn’t make it happen. Did anyone even see JP3? Oh yeah, I did. In the theater.
Anyway, what I’m getting at, (which is nothing) is that in the first Jurassic Park, the raptors were the break-out stars, outshining even the Dog Killer. And that is worth buying tribute in poster-form for $2.82. And no less a poster that’s in a standard carnival prize frame.
What else I’m getting at: MY LIFE IS AWESOME.