Hello world. This is the first post and debut of THE SURFING PIZZA. I thought I’d start simple and tell you my heroes. Then we’ll go from there.
Hero number 1:
The Kool Aid Man is a pitcher full of Kool Aid, and he carries an extra pitcher of kool aid in his hand. He is a man that comes prepared. He also busts through walls like nobody’s business. He is a rock star and a bad ass. He peddles sugar water to children and I like that. From the random Google Images I chose below, apparently, he kills shit too.
Hero number 2:
The dog from the baked beans commercial is a huckster. He’s a bad dog. The ones who are bad are always the cutest, so look out for them. I also just like animals in aprons.