THE SURFING PIZZA

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December 2009

• 12/21: Dispatches From A Snow Day
• 12/17: Ninja Turtles Doing Christmas Stuff
• 12/8: Breaking Down 2009’s Stocking Stuffers
• 12/2: Buckle Up

November 2009

• 11/25: Thankful For Rip Off Madballs
• 11/18: The Surfing Pizza Gets DRANK
• 11/9: Teenage Mutant Ninja…Beatles

The Halloween Countdown

• 10/30: Happy Halloween
• 10/29: Depressing Halloween Candy
• 10/28: Gore-may Food
• 10/27: Michael Jackson’s Other Halloween Costumes
• 10/26: GLorious Balls of Popcorn
• 10/23: Halloween Kazoos
• 10/22: A Ninja Turtle Forever
• 10/21: A Review Of Each Creature in This Bag
• 10/20: The Candy Guy
• 10/19: Fashion Gory Foot
• 10/16: Be A Kitchen
• 10/15: Story of a Head
• 10/14: Halloween Jokes
• 10/13: Halloween Fun Dip
• 10/12: 80s Horror Movie Artwork
• 10/9: Breaking The Seal
• 10/8: Meet The Cheese-O-Lantern
• 10/7: Meet The Creepy Freaks
• 10/6: Bloody Props
• 10/5: Misplaced Items In Halloween Section at Thrift Store
• 10/2: Halloween Stencils
• 10/1: Thoughts on Candy
• 9/30: Peewee Mask
• 9/29: Gory Foot
• 9/28: Pirate Skeletons

September 2009

• 9/25: The Uncrustables Experiment
• 9/22: The Surfing Pizza One Year Birthday Party
• 9/15: Nintendo Nostalgia Part 2
• 9/08: Nintendo Nostalgia Part 1
• 9/02: The Biggest Ever Lunchable Pizza

August 2009

• 8/26: Spectacularly Bad T-Shirts From the Beach
• 8/18: I Love Haunted House
• 8/12: Another Very Special Post With the Shoney’s Bear
• 8/6: Hook Trading Cards
• 8/3: Bug Stories

July 2009

• 7/21: My Beach Towel is Better Than Everything
• 7/16: Hii Saved Me
• 7/12: The Kinds of Slurpees That There Are
• 7/7: The Saga of the White Chocolate Lamb
• 7/2: Finding Jesus in Gumball Machines

June 2009

• 6/19: Surfing Pizza Visits a Creepy Store
• 6/15: Summer of the Floppy Hat
• 6/9: Sampling Chubby Kids Soda
• 6/2: California Raisin Pillow Person vs. Stuff

May 2009

• 5/29: Crap That Kids Will Eat, Not Adults
• 5/26: Freaky Deaks Found in a Claw Machine
• 5/22: Bunny Teryaki
• 5/19: The Moonwalking Pizza: Michael Jackson Toys
• 5/12: A Big Lot of Little Toys
• 5/8: Chi Chi’s: A Story of Salsa and Food Poisoning
• 5/5: Some Weirdo ET Things
• 5/1: 15 Essential Items in the Zoo Gift Shop

April 2009

• 4/28: Memories of the Sega Game Gear
• 4/23: The Surfing Pizza is Going Down the Toilet
• 4/20: Flea Markets and Waterguns
• 4/17: Confessions of a Former Fast Food Employee
• 4/13: A Review of Crappy Pranks
• 4/10: The Traumatic Trials of Me and Teddy Ruxpin
• 4/6: Back From The Weekend
• 4/2: Improving My Life With Some Shit From IKEA
• 4/1: My Lucky Charms Bailout

March 2009

• 3/30: This Is What a Feminist Looks Like
• 3/26: Show and Tell With Random Crap
• 3/24: Kids’ Records
• 3/20: Easter is Weird
• 3/18: Record Shop
• 3/13: Peeps Stunt Cycle
• 3/10: The Shoney’s Bear Enjoys Being a Girl
• 3/09: The Continuing Story of Harriet Baker
• 3/06: Party Favor Surprise Bags
• 3/03: Scenes From a Wal-Mart

February 2009

• 02/26: Putting Nintendo’s Psychic Game to the Test
• 2/23: ET Punches Others Before They Start Eating
• 2/20: Topps’ Nintendo Scratch Off Trading Cards
• 2/17: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 25th Anniversary Action Figures
• 2/16: Return of Shark Monday
• 2/12: Crappy Valentine’s Gifts From 7-11
• 2/10: Pictures I Drew When I Was 5
• 2/09: Shark Monday
• 2/06: Rad 80s and 90s Sticker Collection
• 2/04:My Trapper Keeper
• 2/02:THE SURFING PIZZA Makes Quicksand

January 2009

• 1/30: The Sublime Wonder of Dollar Store Brands
• 1/27: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Cell Phone Picturez
• 1/22: Crappy Obama Artwork and Inauguration Souvenirs
• 1/18: 2XL, Robot of the Future
• 1/14: My Childhood Memory of Ice Capades
• 1/13: Hitting the Crap Jackpot in Atlantic City
• 1/09: Sights on the Atlantic City Boardwalk
• 1/05: Getting Some Grub at Bob’s Big Boy

December 2008

• 12/31: Rockin’ New Years with Magic Rocks
• 12/30: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Christmas Haul
• 12/27: RIP KB Toys
• 12/25: A Christmas Message, From the Pizza
• 12/24: Christmas Snacks from The Dollar Store
• 12/23: The Hot Buttered Rum Experiment
• 12/19: Flaming Fiber Optic Bear
• 12/17: The Great Big Doublestuffed Post of Tacky Christmas Crap
• 12/16: The Tannenbaum Tradition
• 12/12: McDonalds Christmas Muppet Babies
• 12/11: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Holiday Gift Guide
• 12/10: A Weird-Ass Christmas Parade
• 12/08: A Bizarrely Emotive Singing Gorilla
• 12/04: The Beautiful Crappiness of the Swiss colony Catalog
• 12/03: THE SURFING PIZZA Does Stocking Stuffers

November 2008:

• 11/28: The Holiday Basket of Thrift Horrors
• 11/27: Giving Thanks for French Bread Pizzas
• 11/25: Awesome Carnival-Prize Jurassic Park Poster
• 11/24: The Atari Matches My Living Room
• 11/19: A Look Back at Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza
• 11/17: Things I DO NOT Believe in Ripley’s Believe It or Not
• 11/23: Zebra Cakes Rule
• 11/12: A Tribute to Hooters
• 11/06: Adopt a Piece of Crap in Need

October 2008:

• 10/31: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Halloween
• 10/30: Eating Boogers and Zits, Snot Your Regular Candy
• 10/28: A Disgusting Halloween Cookie
• 10/23: The Surfing Little Caesars Feast
• 10/16: Grab Bag of Thoughts
• 10/14: A Great Sick Day
• 10/10: A Disturbing Halloween Costume from 1992
• 10/07: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Halloween Decorations
• 10/03: Halloween Memories, Searching for Razor Blades
• 10/01: The Worst ET Doll Ever Made

September 2008: