Missed a slice? Eat THE WHOLE THING!
August 2010
- 8/28: The Night Before Camping
- 8/19: Old Books and Wax Fruit and Things
- 8/16: The ALF Board Game
- 8/11: We’re Having Sea Monkeys
- 8/03: I Was Told There Would Be Ice Cream
July 2010
- 7/31: Capn Crunch Newsflash
- 7/27: A Look at my Hometown Through a 1980s Lens
- 7/22: My Greatest Hits
- 7/15: Freeze Pops, Reviewed
- 7/12: Summer, 1990
- 7/7: Ninja Turtles Mello Smello Stickers
June 2010
- 6/29: Contents: One Pickle
- 6/23: Bucket of Dinosaurs
- 6/21: Gum LoveGum Love
- 6/16: BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BOOP BOP
- 6/08: The Surfing Pizza Invents OvalTANG
- 6/03: Lil’ Barrels O’ Sugar
May 2010
- 5/29: The Haircut
- 5/14: Hope I Die Before I Get Old
- 5/7: All Summer Long
April 2010
- 4/25: Growing Toys, a Scientific Inquiry
- 4/14: The Children’s Book That Traumatized Me
- 4/9: The 15 Most Ridiculous Ninja Turtle Figures
- 4/3: Flea Market Finds
March 2010
- 3/27: I Am Registered With the Police as a Deadly Weapon
- 3/10: The Complete History of Toys Inside Eggs
- 3/3: Self Heating Meals and Instant Cheesecake, Explored
- 3/1: Ripped Up Donatello
February 2010
- 2/15: An Ode to Childhood Snacks
- 2/10: Dispatches from the Snowpocalypse
- 2/03: The Superbowl is a Holiday
January 2010
December 2009
- 12/31: The Haul
- 12/21: Dispatches From A Snow Day
- 12/17: Ninja Turtles Doing Christmas Stuff
- 12/8: Breaking Down 2009′s Stocking Stuffers
- 12/2: Buckle Up
November 2009
- 11/25: Thankful For Rip Off Madballs
- 11/18: The Surfing Pizza Gets DRANK
- 11/9: Teenage Mutant Ninja…Beatles
The Halloween Countdown
- 10/30: Happy Halloween
- 10/29: Depressing Halloween Candy
- 10/28: Gore-may Food
- 10/27: Michael Jackson’s Other Halloween Costumes
- 10/26: GLorious Balls of Popcorn
- 10/23: Halloween Kazoos
- 10/22: A Ninja Turtle Forever
- 10/21: A Review Of Each Creature in This Bag
- 10/20: The Candy Guy
- 10/19: Fashion Gory Foot
- 10/16: Be A Kitchen
- 10/15: Story of a Head
- 10/14: Halloween Jokes
- 10/13: Halloween Fun Dip
- 10/12: 80s Horror Movie Artwork
- 10/9: Breaking The Seal
- 10/8: Meet The Cheese-O-Lantern
- 10/7: Meet The Creepy Freaks
- 10/6: Bloody Props
- 10/5: Misplaced Items In Halloween Section at Thrift Store
- 10/2: Halloween Stencils
- 10/1: Thoughts on Candy
- 9/30: Peewee Mask
- 9/29: Gory Foot
- 9/28: Pirate Skeletons
September 2009
- 9/25: The Uncrustables Experiment
- 9/22: The Surfing Pizza One Year Birthday Party
- 9/15: Nintendo Nostalgia Part 2
- 9/08: Nintendo Nostalgia Part 1
- 9/02: The Biggest Ever Lunchable Pizza
August 2009
- 8/26: Spectacularly Bad T-Shirts From the Beach
- 8/18: I Love Haunted House
- 8/12: Another Very Special Post With the Shoney’s Bear
- 8/6: Hook Trading Cards
- 8/3: Bug Stories
July 2009
- 7/21: My Beach Towel is Better Than Everything
- 7/16: Hii Saved Me
- 7/12: The Kinds of Slurpees That There Are
- 7/7: The Saga of the White Chocolate Lamb
- 7/2: Finding Jesus in Gumball Machines
June 2009
- 6/19: Surfing Pizza Visits a Creepy Store
- 6/15: Summer of the Floppy Hat
- 6/9: Sampling Chubby Kids Soda
- 6/2: California Raisin Pillow Person vs. Stuff
May 2009
- 5/29: Crap That Kids Will Eat, Not Adults
- 5/26: Freaky Deaks Found in a Claw Machine
- 5/22: Bunny Teryaki
- 5/19: The Moonwalking Pizza: Michael Jackson Toys
- 5/12: A Big Lot of Little Toys
- 5/8: Chi Chi’s: A Story of Salsa and Food Poisoning
- 5/5: Some Weirdo ET Things
- 5/1: 15 Essential Items in the Zoo Gift Shop
April 2009
- 4/28: Memories of the Sega Game Gear
- 4/23: The Surfing Pizza is Going Down the Toilet
- 4/20: Flea Markets and Waterguns
- 4/17: Confessions of a Former Fast Food Employee
- 4/13: A Review of Crappy Pranks
- 4/10: The Traumatic Trials of Me and Teddy Ruxpin
- 4/6: Back From The Weekend
- 4/2: Improving My Life With Some Shit From IKEA
- 4/1: My Lucky Charms Bailout
March 2009
- 3/30: This Is What a Feminist Looks Like
- 3/26: Show and Tell With Random Crap
- 3/24: Kids’ Records
- 3/20: Easter is Weird
- 3/18: Record Shop
- 3/13: Peeps Stunt Cycle
- 3/10: The Shoney’s Bear Enjoys Being a Girl
- 3/09: The Continuing Story of Harriet Baker
- 3/06: Party Favor Surprise Bags
- 3/03: Scenes From a Wal-Mart
February 2009
- 02/26: Putting Nintendo’s Psychic Game to the Test
- 2/23: ET Punches Others Before They Start Eating
- 2/20: Topps’ Nintendo Scratch Off Trading Cards
- 2/17: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 25th Anniversary Action Figures
- 2/16: Return of Shark Monday
- 2/12: Crappy Valentine’s Gifts From 7-11
- 2/10: Pictures I Drew When I Was 5
- 2/09: Shark Monday
- 2/06: Rad 80s and 90s Sticker Collection
- 2/04:My Trapper Keeper
- 2/02:THE SURFING PIZZA Makes Quicksand
January 2009
- 1/30: The Sublime Wonder of Dollar Store Brands
- 1/27: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Cell Phone Picturez
- 1/22: Crappy Obama Artwork and Inauguration Souvenirs
- 1/18: 2XL, Robot of the Future
- 1/14: My Childhood Memory of Ice Capades
- 1/13: Hitting the Crap Jackpot in Atlantic City
- 1/09: Sights on the Atlantic City Boardwalk
- 1/05: Getting Some Grub at Bob’s Big Boy
December 2008
- 12/31: Rockin’ New Years with Magic Rocks
- 12/30: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Christmas Haul
- 12/27: RIP KB Toys
- 12/25: A Christmas Message, From the Pizza
- 12/24: Christmas Snacks from The Dollar Store
- 12/23: The Hot Buttered Rum Experiment
- 12/19: Flaming Fiber Optic Bear
- 12/17: The Great Big Doublestuffed Post of Tacky Christmas Crap
- 12/16: The Tannenbaum Tradition
- 12/12: McDonalds Christmas Muppet Babies
- 12/11: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Holiday Gift Guide
- 12/10: A Weird-Ass Christmas Parade
- 12/08: A Bizarrely Emotive Singing Gorilla
- 12/04: The Beautiful Crappiness of the Swiss colony Catalog
- 12/03: THE SURFING PIZZA Does Stocking Stuffers
November 2008:
- 11/28: The Holiday Basket of Thrift Horrors
- 11/27: Giving Thanks for French Bread Pizzas
- 11/25: Awesome Carnival-Prize Jurassic Park Poster
- 11/24: The Atari Matches My Living Room
- 11/19: A Look Back at Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza
- 11/17: Things I DO NOT Believe in Ripley’s Believe It or Not
- 11/23: Zebra Cakes Rule
- 11/12: A Tribute to Hooters
- 11/06: Adopt a Piece of Crap in Need
October 2008:
- 10/31: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Halloween
- 10/30: Eating Boogers and Zits, Snot Your Regular Candy
- 10/28: A Disgusting Halloween Cookie
- 10/23: The Surfing Little Caesars Feast
- 10/16: Grab Bag of Thoughts
- 10/14: A Great Sick Day
- 10/10: A Disturbing Halloween Costume from 1992
- 10/07: THE SURFING PIZZA’s Halloween Decorations
- 10/03: Halloween Memories, Searching for Razor Blades
- 10/01: The Worst ET Doll Ever Made
September 2008:
