Who is THE PIZZA?
I am a “righter” who likes “righting.”
I began life four days after Christmas, which means people are sick to death of buying presents by the time it’s my birthday, and I usually just get gift cards. I was born in 1980. My current life ambition is to win something, anything in a raffle. I have never won a raffle prize and I find that hard to believe. Hell, I even won the Mega Millions twice—17 bucks total.
I am pretty liberal and listen to rock and roll. I am a Beatles geek. I am fervently against double dipping and I rage into the good night against burritos that are still frozen in the middle after cooking. I am of average height and weight. I have a nice head of hair. I am training to become strong. As a child, I never had a cavity.
Hey, you’re a pretty good writer. Thinking about publishing?
GLAD YOU ASKED. I’m writing something. Something big and secret and awesome. It’s going to be a book and it’s going to sell a million copies. It’s going to be a collection of essays from my perspective of growing up in the 1980s. Click here for the gist of it. I have a Master’s degree in writing from Johns Hopkins University. My work has appeared in the magazine Writer’s Journal and on other blogs online.
How did you come up with a Surfing Pizza?
I love surf music and pizza. DONE.
How do you say the Surfing Pizza in Spanish?
Oh, weren’t you wondering? La Pizza Que Practica Surf.
Headquarters: Baltimore, MD
Life Meter: Alive and well
Favorite pizza: It used be Domino’s, but they changed their recipe, so now I like that place up the street.
Likes: Pumpkin pie with whipped cream, action figures, rock and roll, getting the pretzel in Ms. Pac Man, pool side bars
Dislikes: anchovies, inflatable holiday decorations, nursing homes, gruel
Favorite Ages I Once Was
1. 10
2. 27
3. 9
4. 28
5. 934
How can I write to THE PIZZA?
surfingpizza@gmail.com
See first comment below for an endorsement from my mother for THE SURFING PIZZA:
Well, my goodness! Thats right, damn it, no cavities and you never had a weight problem. I don’t think I am given enough credit here! You know, you get your sunny disposition, writing ability AND love of pizza from me.
Hey, great site and hilarious topics. I have even begun reading your archives. I have one complaint…why can’t I see any of this on Netflix? I have used the Search feature and cannot seem to find where anyone has made a show off your stories. Pity too since they are mucho funny! Either way, keep up the good work and let me know if you need a toy!!!
wonderful “righting” (I’m a photographer and it always looked good to me?) and comes at a time when we can use all the humor we can find.
My best.
Gary
Hey, look at that. I have a new favorite blog.
Great blog! anything with pizza will do. Congrats on Freshly Pressed.
Congrats on being Freshly Pressed! I’m enjoying reliving the eighties (read procrastinating) via your blog. I also live in Baltimore, and adore the pizza place up the street.
Okay. You scare me. That’s always a plus. I need a new reading buddy.
Now excuse me while I go order a pizza.
Fantastic! Big fan of the 80′s as well. Happy to have landed here today via Freshly Pressed…congrats!
Nice About Me! Very short and Concise!
Question: What’s the symbolism of the no. “934″?
New to WordPress but already a fan via Freshly Pressed! Keep up the good righting!
Hey! I found your site after watching Mac and me (used to be my favorite movie as a kid).. however strange- I’m glad I did! you’re a great “righter”
keep it up!
Hahaha… good stuff! I, too, was born in the great year of 1980. Cheers!
Where has your site been… this is the most awesome thing i have seen since….well since forever, great blogs, wonderful site, overall cool work!!
You are hilarious, LOL. Your writing is very witty and unique and really caught my attention.
Haha, I like your Mom’s response to your About Me.