Comments on: The Surfing Pizza Gets DRANK

By: Sile

Sile — Thu, 26 May 2011 17:44:44 +0000

Purple. Grape. Reminds me of Dimetapp.

By: The Sexy Armpit

The Sexy Armpit — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:26:01 +0000

I find this hysterical because I just bought this the other day and I haven’t logged on to the pizza in a while so I swung by and saw this! I must say, I wasn’t impressed with the carbs or sugar, or the flavor…but it did make me insanely tired. I literally wanted to take a nap after drinking half the can. I put the can back in my fridge and never drank the rest of it. That shit is evil!!!

By: OG

OG — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:53:17 +0000

Don’t know how I stumbled upon your site, but this post is hilarious. Thank you Drank!

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:00:45 +0000

Hilarious. Both your review and Vampire Cats.

By: dave

dave — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:57:46 +0000

I’ve heard about this but hadn’t seen it or knew anyone who had tried it yet. Thanks for taking the plunge.

I love your quote, “It makes you feel like you ate Taco Bell at the mall after working all day. And then when you get home, you feel sick.”

I think we’ve all been there and wish not to return.

By: The Pizza

The Pizza — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:41:24 +0000

wow. drank is pretty much the most asinine thing i’ve ever seen. or drank.

By: Beckner

Beckner — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:56:55 +0000

Hmm, this company is fuckin’ shameless. FAIL.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank

By: Beckner

Beckner — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:53:25 +0000

http://www.drankbeverage.com/

love the music

By: Richard @ The Bewildered Brit

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:20:09 +0000

54 grams of sugar??!! Good grief! That’s going to counteract the affects of any sedative ingredient!

Valerian is a plant that has sedative properties. Not a huge amount, but “a bit relaxing”. The Ancient Greeks called it “Peu” which is pronounced “poo” because it smells so nasty!

By: Chigirl

Chigirl — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:13:07 +0000

Oooh, Drank is pretty! Puce juice!